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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Wicked stuff!

Ok, so i've been browsing the web these few days and i've found nothing interesting at all, until, of course, i stumbled across a really wicked website. Now i don't think many of our lecturers would aprove, but i'm really sure they'd get one helluva kick out of it...

The one i just finished reading was so good, i decided to publically recomend it on my blog. Heres the link,
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

Have fun and read all three pages, then browse around for more laughs...

And heres another one that i thought was for Brian at first, but was eventually kinda deep, so its for all,
http://www.cracked.com/article_14990_what-monkeysphere.html

This one is a recomended read for all, its actually an eye opener...

Sunday, November 25, 2007

1.Do you ever bite your lip?
` when i'm nervy

2. Do you have pictures on your walls?
` nit at the moment

3. Have you ever seen anyone picking
their nose?
` yes, unfortunately, starts with e and ends with a fart

4. Do you like country music?
` occasionally

5. How do you peel your orange?
` with my fingers

6. Do you like bananas?
` not the over ripe ones

7. Could things be better in your life
at the moment?
` nat'cherellih

8. Have you ever tried to put a huge
puzzle together?
` yeah, it became paper mache

9. Have you ever been drunk?
` not really

10. Did you ever try to cut yourself?
` nawh, i aint no wrist cutting emo

11. Do you like clowns?
` hewl no

12. Have you seen the movie Jaws?
` yeah, one friggin smart shark

13. How do you feel about show offs?
`how do you feel about my boot finding a place in your rear?

14. Do you go to the library?
` all the time

15. Are you excited for back to school?
` it snot called school, its a higher institute for professional education

16 . Whats your favorite type of energy
drink?
` Budweiser..what? energy? oh... ic, okay, 100 plus...

17. What do you put on your hamburger?
` the works, onions, pickels, mustard, five pounds of meat, vegetables, more mustard, mayo, butter, bread?

18. Do you wish you were older?
` not anymore than i already am

1 9. Do you wish you had magical
powers?
` let's be realistic now...

20. If so, what powers?
` the ability to have common sense

21 . Do you eat teddy grahams?
` do you eat dirty gym socks and moldy, fungal jockstraps?

22. Does anyone hate you?
` ch'eah! a whole lot...sadly though

23. What is your favorite color?
` black, nat'churuhli

24. Have you ever believed in fairies?
` right...

25. Has a butterfly ever landed on
your finger ?
` not that i can remember

26. Do you have your nose pierced?
` well, lets see, i didn't get my nostrills sealed up, so, i don't think i need anymore holes in my face...

27. Do you know how to multiply?
` what? you don't?

28. Do you know how to divide?
` stoopid kuestchen... like ashkin if u know hou too spel

29 . What was the first school
you attended?
` the earliest one i can remember is brackenedge

30 . What is your favorite number?
` 13,7,407,2678

31. Would you rather have braces or
glasses?
` i have glasses, whats wrong with em'?

32. What did you have for lunch?
` chili pasta

Who is/are your best friend(s?)
` a few non-descript ones

34. Have you ever seen Coronation
street ?
` naw

35. Are you missing anyone right now?
` uh-huh...people back home

36. Who?
` to tag?
- Tau Wee (stewie)
- Anyone else stew...i mean eric tags

Friday, November 2, 2007


Very well, if one says it is a crime to reminisce, then i should already be put on life without parole. I was just thinking last night on how highschool was like. I remebered one thing - we laughed a lot, we laughed hard, and we laughed with firends. I look back on those days where Moses was next to me, Daniel next to him, Bev right behind me, and Flo behind Daniel. Of course, for awhile we had "she who shall not be named but was rumored to have liked Moses and is no way any part of our blessed activities" sitting right behind Moses.


We laughed, we joked, we told stories, we played around in the back, we had kua-chi. Those were truely the days, and i have fogotten how it felt like to laugh as hard. Until today. It was during German class (sorry mr. Thomas for hte disruption, but this might have averted a suicide) and i was in the back with Hasan. We were supposed to be working on a dialogue based on a drawing we made. And a drawing we did make.




This is the overall picture

Okay thing is, you have to read German to understand this. And it isn't so much whats on the paper either. Its what caused us to draw/write it and how it was presented. It was Eight months since i laughed as hard as i did today, and i'm glad i did, cause ot meant i still had a bit of sanity left in me.

I finally realize that being a kid is not about hwether you played with toys when you were young, or whether you watched them kiddy shows. Being a kid is about being free from all the hassles in life, not needing to worry about whether you're mature, becuase your not, you can do anything you like, and that is usually fun.

Those days are gone for me, although i hope to eventually be able to laugh and party hard with my close friends.